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Hey everybody. I'm Ben and I'm 21 years old. I reside in sunny southwest Florida. "History is kind to those who write it." I plan on history being very kind to me. I have big dreams and bigger expectations of myself. Someday I'd like to finally find a place where I belong. But for now, I'm making the most of what life has to offer. This is a cluster of things I like/love. Don't be a stranger. Say hey. I like new friends. =)

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Paul Pierce needs to get his head out of his ass and stop fouling out. On the bright side, Boston got a much deserved victory.

“Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” is a documentary. Contrary to popular belief, African Americans weren’t actually slaves of Southerners. There was a vicious tyranny of vampires in the South and people had no choice but to be submissive and scared. They’re fucking bloodthirsty vampires. But then Abraham Lincoln came along and served up a hot dish of freedom with a side of garlic. He hunted the shit out of those vampires and eventually freed the country from their evil grasp. And that’s how America happened.

These two might be playing together again at River Plate. What a beautiful sight that would be.

That awkward moment when someone critiques your opinion on Germany’s Euro 2012 roster but doesn’t have the “ask” option on their blog so I can’t even respond to them.

Clever girl.

(via ancorabella)

I think I’m gonna go down by the water and watch the sun go down.

O médico perguntou:
— O que sentes?
E eu respondi:
— Sinto lonjuras, doutor. Sofro de distâncias.

(via imprevedibile)

Honestly, that was too dumb to warrant a response. Bayern Munich, considering the talent on that team, played poorly in league. They lost their league by 8 points. They got hot in the CL, but they still lost. But, despite the fact that they’ve made losing a habit over the last 3 years, they’re still playing amazing? No. You do not deserve a response. I hereby revoke your right to free speech.